Ok so ive been in Berlin for a while now, and ill get to that in a bit. But for now id like to show you something. Ive stayed in two different rooms in the hostel, and in the first room was a girl that was just a mess. It was as if the Americans had flown over her bed and dropped bombs like it was the Reichstag (fine line humour at its best). Continue for the evidence.

This is my bed on the left.

This is her bed. Shocker.